Sunday, 8 February 2009

Gordon Brown - "Do the decent thing"

Dear Mr Brown

Thank you for trying to serve your country, I think you would be the first to agree however that your recent attempts have fallen somewhat short of the minimum standard required for a competent Prime minister. In the circumstances I think that the best action would be for you to "do the decent thing" and call a general election. I know this must come as a blow to you but there is really no point hanging on as there is no prospect of an early recovery. Why don't you just settle down to concoct your autobiography in a quiet spot in your home town, a change of scene would certainly do you good as I have to say you have been looking a little worn of late.

I strongly believe this is the right thing for you to do.

Yours Sincerely

Mrs Smallprint

And the undersigned

John M Ward http://wwwjohn-m-ward.blogspot.com/

8 comments:

Sue said...

Not likely is it? This one will hang on until he is dragged out...

Mrs Smallprint said...

I live in hope!

John M Ward said...

You might live in hope, but I live in Kent :-)

You can add my name to the 'undersigned' if you wish, by the way, but do first replace that "quite" by "quiet" which is what you clearly intended(!)

Mrs Smallprint said...

John, you've caught me out again!

I may have to inspect your blog for typo's......

John M Ward said...

Oh, do feel perfectly free to look out for errors. We can't easily proofread our own efforts, but we can gently and helpfully do so for each other.

Incidentally, the word ver' is mingis, which for some reason made me think of an elderly LibDem tennis player…

Womble On Tour said...

The Womble hereby signs.

Killer said...

you said it right!!!

Womble On Tour said...

What do we want ?
A new blog post !

When do we want it ?
Now !